the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!