the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!