The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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NMR Vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!