Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to understand irony.

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power to breathe

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!