the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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power to breathe

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Poop

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!