The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to see through glass

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!