The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see into the past

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Being Aquaman

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to be phone

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!