the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!