The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!