The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!