The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to look through glass.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!