The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!