The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!