The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!