The power to get older every second

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to control nothing

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!