The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to sleep

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!