The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to punch that like button

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power of love

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!