The power of trolling your self

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!