The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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penis

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!