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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin
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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment
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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.
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The power to not hear thunder.
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The power to see into the present
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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"
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The power to have a stroke at will.
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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.
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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne
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Invisibility when people aren't looking.
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The power to put on socks with one hand
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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to give yourself cancer
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the power to murder Joey and get away with it
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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.
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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car
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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P
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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.
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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
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The power to sing but your mute
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!