The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!