the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!