The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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Facebook.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!