The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!