The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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the power to

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to never end your .

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The power to eat food

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!