The ability to be a rock

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Facebook.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!