The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to enjoy school

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!