the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Smoke vision

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to have cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!