The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

Really bendy thumb

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The ability to always be fashionable late

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to make meringues levitate

The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

the power to sing like justin bieber

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

the power to fart terrible gas

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The power to fart at will.

The power to learn only at school.

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!