the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!