the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!