The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The power to die in one second

The power to fart in colour

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

the power to jizz on cue

the power to create the most pointless superpower

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

spontaneous ejaculation

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

the power to speak in Braille.

the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

The ability to see through glass.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!