The power to Google "Google".

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!