Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to create a meme

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!