The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Balls.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to think.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!