The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!