The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die at will.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!