The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!