The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power of your girlfriend's will

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

thee power to not eat but still starve

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

the ability to see into the past

The power to transform into yourself

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!