The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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black people

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Facebook.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!