The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be a human

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see through glass

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!