the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!