The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!