The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to die but once

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!