The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!