the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to eat food

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!