The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to bread toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!