To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to see in black and white.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!