The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!