ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The Power to die at will

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!