the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to do your homework.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!