the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!