Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The Power to die at will

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!