The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!