The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!