the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have no power.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!